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Mr Jamil Ishak...super sniper
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My marker BT4 COMBAT
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GAU paintball team....
Kelabcombat manager
Mr Jamil Ishak...super sniper
My self
My marker BT4 COMBAT
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Combat Paintball
KELAB COMBAT
email: combatkelab@yahoo.com
Location & contact:
1736, Kampung Tongkang,
1736, Kampung Tongkang,
Taman Perwira,
Permatang Tinggi,
14000 Bukit Mertajam,
Penang, Malaysia.
email: combatkelab@yahoo.comweb site: http://www.combatkelab.com/contact.htm
+6013-5941947 ( HELMI )
+604-588 7606
+6012-555 1111 (KEN)
+6012-490 7606 (CORDON BOO)
+604-588 7606
+6012-555 1111 (KEN)
+6012-490 7606 (CORDON BOO)
KELAB COMBAT FIELD
Friday, April 17, 2009
Danger of communicating in diff wavelength...
In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife
throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a
month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The
doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure,
we can't tell anybody".
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB
(Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has not
been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?
"Yes.....speaking"
DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, maam, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....HOW????
"Yes.... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much....."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders. I have to
inform you are overdue".
"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband about this
tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he,
mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife is
one month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" the
husband shouts.
"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB,
"it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut
yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"
throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a
month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The
doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure,
we can't tell anybody".
The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB
(Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has not
been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?
"Yes.....speaking"
DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, maam, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files....HOW????
"Yes.... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"
"Oh my Goodness!!!!! This is too much....."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders. I have to
inform you are overdue".
"I know that.... Let me talk to my husband about this
tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"
That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he,
mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife is
one month overdue? "What business is that of yours?" the
husband shouts.
"Just calm down, "says the lady at the reception at DEB,
"it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut
yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"
Tijah Letter
SURAT CINTA TIJAH
Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.
Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
Mike....
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk..
Tijah
Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .
Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang
boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.
Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan
perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
Mike....
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk..
Tijah
How to spot talent and match them during job interviews
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed
room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department .
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering .
If they are arranging the
bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning .
If they are throwing the
bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security .
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information Technology .
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources .
If they say they have tried different combinations,
yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing .
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other
and not a single brick has been moved...
Congratulate them and
put them in Top management
room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department .
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering .
If they are arranging the
bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning .
If they are throwing the
bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security .
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information Technology .
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources .
If they say they have tried different combinations,
yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing .
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other
and not a single brick has been moved...
Congratulate them and
put them in Top management
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